Challenges of a Writer

So, I thought that I would avail myself of the amazing voice recognition technology which came pre-loaded on my Apple MacBook Pro. In my fantasy, I would sit back with a nice glass of wine and tell stories to my computer, which would provide me with a document file I could later edit into scintillating stories of my island home. It was a little more challenging than that, as evidenced by the selection I have quoted below.

The editing was so challenging, I ended up simply typing in the story. (You can get it now for only 99 cents!) But I have hopes that some day my laptop will be able to understand my storytelling. And, perhaps I will learn who is the Forest CEO!


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