by Leilehua Yuen
You think you can take my man
You like to try just because you can
Well he’s yours, oh honey, he’s yours
If he could fall for you, I don’t want him, he’s yours!
You got the milkman, the postman, too
My mechanic, he’s nuts about you
Well he’s yours, just add one more
If he could fall for you, I don’t want him, he’s yours!
I told him once, I told him twice,
I don’t eat leftover rice
Well he’s yours, just take him, he’s yours
If he could fall for you, I don’t want him, he’s yours!
So take his dog, take his cat
And that danged ol’ snake he keeps in his pants
Well he’s yours, thatʻs right, he’s yours
If he could fall for you, I don’t want him, he’s yours!
A touching love story about my ex.
~Leilehua